Who am I?

I am a man born in 1977. Well, I was a baby back then, but I am a man now!
I'm fairly average with a brain, just like you. I generally use my brain for thinking, sleeping and the occational eating of food-ish paraphenaelia.

I read books, watch movies, series and do little to no exercise. Why I'm not a big blob of fat by now is beyond me.
You can read more here.

Why am I?
Ask my parents. They know the reason for my existence.

What am I?
Human, although I would like to have abilities similar to what the main character has been given.